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	<title>Ksi.lt &#187; Humoras</title>
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		<title>Karvės mėgsta džiazą</title>
		<link>http://www.ksi.lt/2011/12/13/karves-megsta-dziaza/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Dec 2011 21:40:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justinas</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humoras]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Video]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Būrelis]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Džiazas]]></category>
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Įdomu ar jos suprato tai kaip muziką, ar tiesiog atėjo pasiklausyti garsų&#8230;   O šiaip, gyvūnai supranta muziką?
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<p>Įdomu ar jos suprato tai kaip muziką, ar tiesiog atėjo pasiklausyti garsų&#8230; <img src='http://www.ksi.lt/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' />  O šiaip, gyvūnai supranta muziką?</p>
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		<title>Geriau keliauti autobusu</title>
		<link>http://www.ksi.lt/2011/06/23/geriau-keliauti-autobusu/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Jun 2011 15:43:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justinas</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humoras]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Video]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Animacija]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Autobusas]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[
Trys linksmos animacijos skatinančios keliauti autobusu.


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<p>Trys linksmos animacijos skatinančios keliauti autobusu.</p>
<p><object width="560" height="349"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/gBnvGS4u3F0?version=3&amp;hl=lt_LT&amp;rel=0" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="560" height="349" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/gBnvGS4u3F0?version=3&amp;hl=lt_LT&amp;rel=0" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></object></p>
<p><object width="560" height="349"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/9OX8_7l4rf8?version=3&amp;hl=lt_LT&amp;rel=0" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="560" height="349" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/9OX8_7l4rf8?version=3&amp;hl=lt_LT&amp;rel=0" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></object></p>
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		<title>iOS 5 pavers iPad&#8217;ą iš ties stebuklingu</title>
		<link>http://www.ksi.lt/2011/06/05/ios-5-pavers-ipada-is-ties-stebuklingu/</link>
		<comments>http://www.ksi.lt/2011/06/05/ios-5-pavers-ipada-is-ties-stebuklingu/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 05 Jun 2011 14:32:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justinas</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humoras]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Video]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[iOS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[iPad]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Juokinga]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[OS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[
&#160;
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<p>&nbsp;</p>
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		<title>Mactini &#8211; mažiausias kompiuteris pasaulyje</title>
		<link>http://www.ksi.lt/2011/01/16/mactini-maziausias-kompiuteris-pasaulyje/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 16 Jan 2011 17:11:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justinas</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humoras]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Video]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Apple]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Linksma]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mac]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mažiausias pasaulyje]]></category>
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Linksmas video traukiantis per dantį Apple  
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<p>Linksmas video traukiantis per dantį Apple <img src='http://www.ksi.lt/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>Ankščiau ir dabar</title>
		<link>http://www.ksi.lt/2010/12/10/anksciau-ir-dabar/</link>
		<comments>http://www.ksi.lt/2010/12/10/anksciau-ir-dabar/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Dec 2010 22:57:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justinas</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humoras]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Ankščiau]]></category>
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Praeitis ir linksma dabartis. Lyginant yra iš ko pasijuokti  





























[via: damncoolpics.blogspot.com]
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.ksi.lt/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/past_vs_present_01.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1142" title="past_vs_present_01" src="http://www.ksi.lt/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/past_vs_present_01.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="218" /></a></p>
<p>Praeitis ir linksma dabartis. Lyginant yra iš ko pasijuokti <img src='http://www.ksi.lt/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1143" title="past_vs_present_02" src="http://www.ksi.lt/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/past_vs_present_02.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="218" /></p>
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<p><a href="http://www.ksi.lt/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/past_vs_present_03.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1144" title="past_vs_present_03" src="http://www.ksi.lt/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/past_vs_present_03.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="218" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.ksi.lt/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/past_vs_present_04.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1145" title="past_vs_present_04" src="http://www.ksi.lt/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/past_vs_present_04.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="218" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.ksi.lt/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/past_vs_present_05.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1146" title="past_vs_present_05" src="http://www.ksi.lt/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/past_vs_present_05.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="218" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.ksi.lt/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/past_vs_present_06.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1147" title="past_vs_present_06" src="http://www.ksi.lt/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/past_vs_present_06.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="218" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.ksi.lt/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/past_vs_present_07.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1148" title="past_vs_present_07" src="http://www.ksi.lt/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/past_vs_present_07.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="218" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.ksi.lt/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/past_vs_present_08.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1149" title="past_vs_present_08" src="http://www.ksi.lt/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/past_vs_present_08.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="218" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.ksi.lt/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/past_vs_present_09.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1150" title="past_vs_present_09" src="http://www.ksi.lt/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/past_vs_present_09.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="218" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.ksi.lt/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/past_vs_present_10.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1151" title="past_vs_present_10" src="http://www.ksi.lt/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/past_vs_present_10.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="218" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.ksi.lt/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/past_vs_present_11.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1152" title="past_vs_present_11" src="http://www.ksi.lt/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/past_vs_present_11.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="218" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.ksi.lt/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/past_vs_present_12.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1153" title="past_vs_present_12" src="http://www.ksi.lt/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/past_vs_present_12.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="218" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.ksi.lt/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/past_vs_present_13.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1154" title="past_vs_present_13" src="http://www.ksi.lt/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/past_vs_present_13.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="218" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.ksi.lt/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/past_vs_present_14.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1155" title="past_vs_present_14" src="http://www.ksi.lt/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/past_vs_present_14.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="218" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.ksi.lt/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/past_vs_present_15.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1156" title="past_vs_present_15" src="http://www.ksi.lt/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/past_vs_present_15.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="218" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.ksi.lt/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/past_vs_present_16.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1157" title="past_vs_present_16" src="http://www.ksi.lt/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/past_vs_present_16.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="218" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.ksi.lt/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/past_vs_present_17.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1158" title="past_vs_present_17" src="http://www.ksi.lt/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/past_vs_present_17.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="218" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.ksi.lt/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/past_vs_present_18.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1159" title="past_vs_present_18" src="http://www.ksi.lt/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/past_vs_present_18.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="218" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.ksi.lt/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/past_vs_present_19.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1160" title="past_vs_present_19" src="http://www.ksi.lt/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/past_vs_present_19.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="218" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.ksi.lt/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/past_vs_present_20.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1161" title="past_vs_present_20" src="http://www.ksi.lt/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/past_vs_present_20.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="218" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.ksi.lt/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/past_vs_present_21.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1162" title="past_vs_present_21" src="http://www.ksi.lt/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/past_vs_present_21.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="218" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.ksi.lt/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/past_vs_present_22.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1163" title="past_vs_present_22" src="http://www.ksi.lt/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/past_vs_present_22.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="218" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.ksi.lt/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/past_vs_present_23.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1164" title="past_vs_present_23" src="http://www.ksi.lt/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/past_vs_present_23.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="218" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.ksi.lt/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/past_vs_present_24.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1165" title="past_vs_present_24" src="http://www.ksi.lt/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/past_vs_present_24.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="218" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.ksi.lt/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/past_vs_present_25.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1166" title="past_vs_present_25" src="http://www.ksi.lt/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/past_vs_present_25.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="218" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.ksi.lt/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/past_vs_present_26.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1167" title="past_vs_present_26" src="http://www.ksi.lt/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/past_vs_present_26.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="218" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.ksi.lt/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/past_vs_present_27.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1168" title="past_vs_present_27" src="http://www.ksi.lt/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/past_vs_present_27.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="218" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.ksi.lt/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/past_vs_present_28.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1169" title="past_vs_present_28" src="http://www.ksi.lt/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/past_vs_present_28.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="218" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.ksi.lt/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/past_vs_present_29.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1170" title="past_vs_present_29" src="http://www.ksi.lt/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/past_vs_present_29.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="218" /></a></p>
<p>[via: <a href="http://damncoolpics.blogspot.com/2010/12/past-vs-present.html">damncoolpics.blogspot.com</a>]</p>
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		<title>Top 10 &#8220;Stop Motion&#8221; video</title>
		<link>http://www.ksi.lt/2010/05/30/top-10-stop-motion-video/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 30 May 2010 08:51:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justinas</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[1. Stop Motion su vilku ir kiaule


2. MUTO ant sienų piešiama animacija

3. Lipnūs lapeliai

4. Marškinėlių karas !!!

5. Punch Drysdale

6. Monogrenade – Ce Soir

7. Žaidimas baigtas

8. Stop Motion Rubiko kubas

9. Jos elegantiškas rytas

10. Crooked Rot

BONUS: Šokančios ausinės

Ooh Yeah &#8211; dancing headphones from beshart on Vimeo.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<h2>1. Stop Motion su vilku ir kiaule</h2>
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<h2>2. MUTO ant sienų piešiama animacija</h2>
<p><object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" width="400" height="305" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><param name="src" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/uuGaqLT-gO4&amp;color1=0x6699&amp;color2=0x54abd6&amp;hl=en_US&amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;fs=1" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="305" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/uuGaqLT-gO4&amp;color1=0x6699&amp;color2=0x54abd6&amp;hl=en_US&amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;fs=1" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></object></p>
<h2>3. Lipnūs lapeliai</h2>
<p><object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" width="400" height="305" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><param name="src" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/BpWM0FNPZSs&amp;color1=0x6699&amp;color2=0x54abd6&amp;hl=en_US&amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;fs=1" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="305" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/BpWM0FNPZSs&amp;color1=0x6699&amp;color2=0x54abd6&amp;hl=en_US&amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;fs=1" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></object></p>
<h2>4. Marškinėlių karas !!!</h2>
<p><object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" width="400" height="305" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><param name="src" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/DKWdSCt4jGE&amp;color1=0x6699&amp;color2=0x54abd6&amp;hl=en_US&amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;fs=1" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="305" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/DKWdSCt4jGE&amp;color1=0x6699&amp;color2=0x54abd6&amp;hl=en_US&amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;fs=1" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></object></p>
<h2>5. Punch Drysdale</h2>
<p><object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" width="400" height="305" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><param name="src" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/wNm3rXGewgk&amp;color1=0x6699&amp;color2=0x54abd6&amp;hl=en_US&amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;fs=1" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="305" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/wNm3rXGewgk&amp;color1=0x6699&amp;color2=0x54abd6&amp;hl=en_US&amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;fs=1" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></object></p>
<h2>6. Monogrenade – Ce Soir</h2>
<p><object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" width="400" height="305" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><param name="src" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/xgNWGUoNs68&amp;color1=0x6699&amp;color2=0x54abd6&amp;hl=en_US&amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;fs=1" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="305" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/xgNWGUoNs68&amp;color1=0x6699&amp;color2=0x54abd6&amp;hl=en_US&amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;fs=1" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></object></p>
<h2>7. Žaidimas baigtas</h2>
<p><object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" width="400" height="305" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><param name="src" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Ovvk7T8QUIU&amp;color1=0x6699&amp;color2=0x54abd6&amp;hl=en_US&amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;fs=1" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="305" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Ovvk7T8QUIU&amp;color1=0x6699&amp;color2=0x54abd6&amp;hl=en_US&amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;fs=1" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></object></p>
<h2>8. Stop Motion Rubiko kubas</h2>
<p><object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" width="400" height="305" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><param name="src" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/eQ8ZWMlObGE&amp;color1=0x6699&amp;color2=0x54abd6&amp;hl=en_US&amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;fs=1" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="305" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/eQ8ZWMlObGE&amp;color1=0x6699&amp;color2=0x54abd6&amp;hl=en_US&amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;fs=1" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></object></p>
<h2>9. Jos elegantiškas rytas</h2>
<p><object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" width="400" height="305" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><param name="src" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/2_HXUhShhmY&amp;color1=0x6699&amp;color2=0x54abd6&amp;hl=en_US&amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;fs=1" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="305" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/2_HXUhShhmY&amp;color1=0x6699&amp;color2=0x54abd6&amp;hl=en_US&amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;fs=1" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></object></p>
<h2>10. Crooked Rot</h2>
<p><object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" width="400" height="305" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><param name="src" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/oYjny4qNy24&amp;color1=0x6699&amp;color2=0x54abd6&amp;hl=en_US&amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;fs=1" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="305" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/oYjny4qNy24&amp;color1=0x6699&amp;color2=0x54abd6&amp;hl=en_US&amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;fs=1" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></object></p>
<h2>BONUS: Šokančios ausinės</h2>
<p><object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" width="400" height="225" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="src" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1340400&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=1&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=&amp;fullscreen=1" /><embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="225" src="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1340400&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=1&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=&amp;fullscreen=1" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></object></p>
<p><a href="http://vimeo.com/1340400">Ooh Yeah &#8211; dancing headphones</a> from <a href="http://vimeo.com/beshart">beshart</a> on <a href="http://vimeo.com">Vimeo</a>.</p>
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		<title>Geležinis vaikas</title>
		<link>http://www.ksi.lt/2010/05/29/gelezinis-vaikas/</link>
		<comments>http://www.ksi.lt/2010/05/29/gelezinis-vaikas/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 29 May 2010 17:01:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justinas</dc:creator>
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Linksma geležinio žmogaus parodija  
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" width="400" height="305" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="src" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/SyoA4LXQco4&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="305" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/SyoA4LXQco4&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></object></p>
<p>Linksma geležinio žmogaus parodija <img src='http://www.ksi.lt/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>Krepšininkas šuo</title>
		<link>http://www.ksi.lt/2010/04/04/krepsininkas-suo/</link>
		<comments>http://www.ksi.lt/2010/04/04/krepsininkas-suo/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 04 Apr 2010 10:20:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justinas</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humoras]]></category>
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Geriausias žmogaus draugas jau ir krepšinį žaidžia  
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<p>Geriausias žmogaus draugas jau ir krepšinį žaidžia <img src='http://www.ksi.lt/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif' alt=':D' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>Robotukas gaminantis kavą</title>
		<link>http://www.ksi.lt/2010/03/27/robotukas-gaminantis-kava/</link>
		<comments>http://www.ksi.lt/2010/03/27/robotukas-gaminantis-kava/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Mar 2010 09:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justinas</dc:creator>
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Neturit sekretorės, kuri kas ryt jums virtų kavą? tuomet jums tikrai reikia šio robotuko  
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<p>Neturit sekretorės, kuri kas ryt jums virtų kavą? tuomet jums tikrai reikia šio robotuko <img src='http://www.ksi.lt/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif' alt=':D' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>Keletas linksmų diagramų</title>
		<link>http://www.ksi.lt/2010/03/17/keletas-linksmu-diagramu/</link>
		<comments>http://www.ksi.lt/2010/03/17/keletas-linksmu-diagramu/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Mar 2010 20:23:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justinas</dc:creator>
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Toliau daugiau&#8230;




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<p>Toliau daugiau&#8230;</p>
<p><span id="more-877"></span></p>
<p><a href="http://www.ksi.lt/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/women-venn-diagram.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full  wp-image-889" title="women-venn-diagram" src="http://www.ksi.lt/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/women-venn-diagram.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="390" /></a><a href="http://www.ksi.lt/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/airplane-venn-diagram.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-878" title="airplane-venn-diagram" src="http://www.ksi.lt/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/airplane-venn-diagram.jpg" alt="" width="360" height="280" /></a><a href="http://www.ksi.lt/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/cookie-venn-diagram.jpg"></a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.ksi.lt/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/cookie-venn-diagram.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-879" title="cookie-venn-diagram" src="http://www.ksi.lt/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/cookie-venn-diagram.jpg" alt="" width="363" height="233" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.ksi.lt/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/cookie-venn-diagram.jpg"></a><a href="http://www.ksi.lt/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/denzel-venn-diagram-560x870.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-880" title="denzel-venn-diagram-560x870" src="http://www.ksi.lt/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/denzel-venn-diagram-560x870.jpg" alt="" width="358" height="557" /></a><a href="http://www.ksi.lt/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/you-me-venn-diagram-560x731.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-881" title="you-me-venn-diagram-560x731" src="http://www.ksi.lt/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/you-me-venn-diagram-560x731.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="522" /></a><a href="http://www.ksi.lt/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/karaoke-venn-diagram.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-882" title="karaoke-venn-diagram" src="http://www.ksi.lt/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/karaoke-venn-diagram.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="400" /></a><a href="http://www.ksi.lt/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/nerd-venn-diagram.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-883" title="nerd-venn-diagram" src="http://www.ksi.lt/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/nerd-venn-diagram.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="375" /></a><a href="http://www.ksi.lt/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/serial-killer-venn-diagram.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-885" title="serial-killer-venn-diagram" src="http://www.ksi.lt/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/serial-killer-venn-diagram.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="340" /></a><a href="http://www.ksi.lt/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/van-venn-diagram-560x469.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-886" title="van-venn-diagram-560x469" src="http://www.ksi.lt/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/van-venn-diagram-560x469.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="335" /></a><a href="http://www.ksi.lt/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/venn-diagram-venn-diagram.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-887" title="venn-diagram-venn-diagram" src="http://www.ksi.lt/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/venn-diagram-venn-diagram.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="248" /></a><a href="http://www.ksi.lt/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/vin-venn-diagram.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-888" title="vin-venn-diagram" src="http://www.ksi.lt/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/vin-venn-diagram.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="335" /></a><img src="file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/Justinas/Desktop/New%20Folder/women-venn-diagram.jpg" alt="" /></p>
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		<title>MacGyver&#8217;io multifunkcinis įrankis</title>
		<link>http://www.ksi.lt/2010/02/14/macgyverio-multifunkcinis-irankis/</link>
		<comments>http://www.ksi.lt/2010/02/14/macgyverio-multifunkcinis-irankis/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Feb 2010 07:45:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justinas</dc:creator>
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		<title>Marškinėliai merginoms</title>
		<link>http://www.ksi.lt/2010/02/06/marskineliai-merginoms/</link>
		<comments>http://www.ksi.lt/2010/02/06/marskineliai-merginoms/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Feb 2010 09:37:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justinas</dc:creator>
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Ypač tinka artėjančiam Valentino dienos vakarui  
[via: flopculture.com]
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<p>Ypač tinka artėjančiam Valentino dienos vakarui <img src='http://www.ksi.lt/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>[via:<a href="http://flopculture.com/?p=1396" target="_blank"> flopculture.com</a>]</p>
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		<title>Kiniškas povandeninis laivas</title>
		<link>http://www.ksi.lt/2010/01/29/kiniskas-povandeninis-laivas/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jan 2010 14:19:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justinas</dc:creator>
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Geriausios frazės:
&#8220;I never learned anything. I have a 5th grade education.&#8221;
&#8220;I made this submarine because I have a lot of creative ideas.&#8221;
&#8220;I made this to appeal to someone who can back me up and give me a  helping hand.&#8221;
&#8220;I seldom use a ruler. Everything is based on a feeling.&#8221;
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<p>Geriausios frazės:</p>
<p>&#8220;I never learned anything. I have a 5th grade education.&#8221;<br />
&#8220;I made this submarine because I have a lot of creative ideas.&#8221;<br />
&#8220;I made this to appeal to someone who can back me up and give me a  helping hand.&#8221;<br />
&#8220;I seldom use a ruler. Everything is based on a feeling.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>20 seksualiai sutrikusių gyvūnų</title>
		<link>http://www.ksi.lt/2010/01/18/20-seksualiai-sutrikusiu-gyvunu/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Jan 2010 19:43:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justinas</dc:creator>
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Užplūdus hormonų audroms gyvūnai neturi stabdžių   Nestabdo netgi rūšių skirtumas  
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<p>Užplūdus hormonų audroms gyvūnai neturi stabdžių <img src='http://www.ksi.lt/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif' alt=':D' class='wp-smiley' />  Nestabdo netgi rūšių skirtumas <img src='http://www.ksi.lt/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif' alt=':D' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>

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		<title>Pelė prieš pelėkautus</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Jan 2010 09:34:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justinas</dc:creator>
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Neišsigąskit gyvūnų mylėtojai &#8211; pabaiga linksma  
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<p>Neišsigąskit gyvūnų mylėtojai &#8211; pabaiga linksma <img src='http://www.ksi.lt/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>Pats nenaudingiausias prietaisas</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Jan 2010 18:39:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justinas</dc:creator>
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Nors ir nenaudingas, bet juokingas  
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<p>Nors ir nenaudingas, bet juokingas <img src='http://www.ksi.lt/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>&#8220;Sekso džiaugsmas ne ką didesnis už džiaugsmą iššovus priekalą&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2009 21:48:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justinas</dc:creator>
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Gay Wilkinson, tikriausiai, yra priekalo šaudymo pasaulio čempionas. Jo iššautas priekalas pakyla į orą keliasdešimt metrų.
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<p>Gay Wilkinson, tikriausiai, yra priekalo šaudymo pasaulio čempionas. Jo iššautas priekalas pakyla į orą keliasdešimt metrų.</p>
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		<title>Bulvių patranka</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Sep 2009 19:46:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justinas</dc:creator>
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		<title>Pasakėčia</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Aug 2009 13:57:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justinas</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Naršydamas internetą radau gražią, linksmą pasakėčią   Ji parašyta dzūkų tarme, bet suprasti turėtų ir ne dzūkai  
Menkutėj pirkutėj
Prieg užuolo seno
Dziedulis su bobu
Laimyngai gyveno.
Dziedulis per dzienų
Žvejojo prieg upės.
Bobulė dzieduliu
Išvyrdavo zupės.
Pavalgius bobulė
Torielkas mazgojo.
Dziedulis šiukšluki
Paspyrdavo koju.

Bet rozu dziedulis
Parejo be upo,
Ba nepagavo
Ir menko kilbuko.
Ir zupe pasdare
Jam negardzi.
Ir boba tu vakaru
Rodes britki.
O dar tos šiukšlukes
Bado akis&#8230;
Supykis dziedulis
Bobulai [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Naršydamas internetą radau gražią, linksmą pasakėčią <img src='http://www.ksi.lt/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' />  Ji parašyta dzūkų tarme, bet suprasti turėtų ir ne dzūkai <img src='http://www.ksi.lt/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>Menkutėj pirkutėj</p>
<p>Prieg užuolo seno</p>
<p>Dziedulis su bobu</p>
<p>Laimyngai gyveno.</p>
<p>Dziedulis per dzienų</p>
<p>Žvejojo prieg upės.</p>
<p>Bobulė dzieduliu</p>
<p>Išvyrdavo zupės.</p>
<p>Pavalgius bobulė</p>
<p>Torielkas mazgojo.</p>
<p>Dziedulis šiukšluki</p>
<p>Paspyrdavo koju.</p>
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<p>Bet rozu dziedulis</p>
<p>Parejo be upo,</p>
<p>Ba nepagavo</p>
<p>Ir menko kilbuko.</p>
<p>Ir zupe pasdare</p>
<p>Jam negardzi.</p>
<p>Ir boba tu vakaru</p>
<p>Rodes britki.</p>
<p>O dar tos šiukšlukes</p>
<p>Bado akis&#8230;</p>
<p>Supykis dziedulis</p>
<p>Bobulai sakys:</p>
<p>-Padlages kap suodzis,</p>
<p>Vieni guriniai.</p>
<p>Ir ku tu per dzienu,</p>
<p>Sakyk man, darei?</p>
<p>Dziedulis bobuli</p>
<p>Be reikalo bare.</p>
<p>,,Ne pyrmas cia rozas&#8221;-</p>
<p>Bobule pamane.</p>
<p>- Gana tau, dzieduli,</p>
<p>Sakau, veceroc.</p>
<p>Škaradnas daraisi,</p>
<p>Geriau aik miegoc.</p>
<p>Bobule dzieduliu</p>
<p>Lašku paklojo.</p>
<p>Prieg peciaus nuvejus,</p>
<p>Indus sumazgojo.</p>
<p>Dziedulis pro langu</p>
<p>Liudnai pažiurejo,</p>
<p>Firankas užtraukis,</p>
<p>Laškon nuvejo.</p>
<p>Bobule padlages</p>
<p>Švariai išmazgojo.</p>
<p>Kanticku paskaitius,</p>
<p>Dzievuliu dekojo.</p>
<p>Nusvilkus rubus</p>
<p>An uslano pasdejo.</p>
<p>Ir pas dzieduli</p>
<p>In lašku nuvejo.</p>
<p>Senatve &#8212; ne šposas,</p>
<p>Visus kaulus maudzia.</p>
<p>Bobule prieg dziedo</p>
<p>Šaltas kojas glaudzia.</p>
<p>- Aik, varla, po biesais,-</p>
<p>Supyko dziedulis.</p>
<p>Apsiautai škarpietkom,</p>
<p>Matiau šepoj guli.</p>
<p>Vilnoniu prismezgus</p>
<p>Be dzievo mieros,</p>
<p>Dar kandes inlindi</p>
<p>Visas sukapos.</p>
<p>Su kojom ladzinem</p>
<p>Nesglausk prieg many,</p>
<p>Ba, rodos, ne laškoj</p>
<p>Guliu, o grabi.</p>
<p>Ir šonan pastraukis,</p>
<p>In koldru vyniojas.</p>
<p>Knarkia dziedulis,</p>
<p>Net stogas kilnojas.</p>
<p>O nabagei bobulai</p>
<p>Sunku kojas trync.</p>
<p>,,Geriau pas susiedu</p>
<p>Aitau susišylc&#8221;.</p>
<p>Mato susiedo</p>
<p>Budinkus pro langu.</p>
<p>Ir mislys juodziausios</p>
<p>Jai lenda in galvu.</p>
<p>,,Nevyrsiu jam zupes,</p>
<p>Tegu pabadaus.</p>
<p>Pabuvis be bobos,</p>
<p>Nagus sau nusgrauš.</p>
<p>Daugiau nesišydzys</p>
<p>Jisai iš mani.</p>
<p>Ir koše an vandenio</p>
<p>Bus jam gardzi.</p>
<p>Rozu negyvensiu,</p>
<p>An aukšto miegosiu.</p>
<p>Žiponu senu</p>
<p>Po šonais pasklosiu&#8221;.</p>
<p>An dziedo pikta,</p>
<p>Vos rytu išaušus,</p>
<p>Bobule gyvenc</p>
<p>Išsikrauste an aukšto.</p>
<p>O, kad dziedu</p>
<p>Gyvenimas but nesaldus,</p>
<p>An aukšto dar nustempe</p>
<p>Jo cebatus.</p>
<p>Ir gulas an žipono</p>
<p>Seno bobule,</p>
<p>Ir žiuri pro plyši</p>
<p>Ku daro dziedulis.</p>
<p>O dziedas priskelis</p>
<p>Velkas rubašku,</p>
<p>Ieško cebatu-</p>
<p>Neranda prieg laškos.</p>
<p>Ir mislina dziedas,</p>
<p>Vyniojas autus,</p>
<p>,,Ir kur aš galejau</p>
<p>Nukišc cebatus?</p>
<p>Po suolu nesdejau,</p>
<p>Prieg laškos nera&#8230;</p>
<p>Ir kur ciej cebatai,</p>
<p>Kad juos kvaraba.</p>
<p>Paklausc reikia bobos,</p>
<p>Jinai visku žino,</p>
<p>Galec palikau cebatus</p>
<p>Prieg vežimo&#8221;.</p>
<p>- Antose, ateik,</p>
<p>Ratavok tu mani.</p>
<p>Nežnau kur cebatai,</p>
<p>Katram jiej gali.</p>
<p>Ale pirkioj cyku,</p>
<p>Dziedas nuskosci.</p>
<p>,,Ir kur gi po biesais</p>
<p>Nuvej toj Antose?&#8221;</p>
<p>Kaliošuosna stojas</p>
<p>Dziedulis surugis</p>
<p>Ir aina bobules ieškoc</p>
<p>Jis po uki.</p>
<p>Ir tvartu, ir kluonu-</p>
<p>Jis visku apejo.</p>
<p>Net išvieti dziedas</p>
<p>Ir tu apžiurejo.</p>
<p>,,Dzievuliau tu brangus,</p>
<p>Ir kas cia per cyrkai?</p>
<p>Pareitu graiciau</p>
<p>Ir išvyrtu zacyrkos.</p>
<p>Visi jau pavalgi,</p>
<p>Tuoj reiks abiedoc&#8221;.</p>
<p>Nežino dziedulis</p>
<p>Nei ku ir galvoc.</p>
<p>Laukia prieg lango</p>
<p>Valandu geru,</p>
<p>O rodos paciam,</p>
<p>Kad ne valandu- paru.</p>
<p>Ir aina dziedulis</p>
<p>Pas susiedkas,</p>
<p>Mislina, ti gal</p>
<p>Antosi suras.</p>
<p>O bobule tuom ces</p>
<p>Nulipus nuog aukšto,</p>
<p>Kad kerta tai kerta</p>
<p>Šaukštu po šaukšto.</p>
<p>Pavalge Antose</p>
<p>Smetonos su duonu,</p>
<p>An aukšto dar nusneše</p>
<p>Pieno uzbonu.</p>
<p>O tas nabagucis</p>
<p>Kol kaimu apejo,</p>
<p>Kaliošuosna kojas</p>
<p>Baisiai užgele.</p>
<p>Pavargis, pailsis</p>
<p>Namo paržirgliojo,</p>
<p>Šuva nepažinis</p>
<p>Ir tas ji aplojo.</p>
<p>In pirkiu inejis</p>
<p>Sušylc sugalvojo.</p>
<p>Ale pecius nekurtas-</p>
<p>Kap nabašnyko kojos.</p>
<p>,,Nu ku, be bobules</p>
<p>Sunku bus gyvenc.</p>
<p>Peciu paciam</p>
<p>Reikes paskurenc&#8221;.</p>
<p>Mislina dziedas</p>
<p>Ir striokas baisus,</p>
<p>Kas cetvergi</p>
<p>Išskalaus jam autus?</p>
<p>Alkanas, piktas&#8230;</p>
<p>Ir ku dar daryc?</p>
<p>Žarnos prades viena kitu</p>
<p>Tuoj ryc.</p>
<p>Lašiniu atsipjovis</p>
<p>Jis duonos pasraiko,</p>
<p>Dar cibulio užkas,</p>
<p>Ir skanu bus, ir sveika.</p>
<p>Ale duona kieta,</p>
<p>Trekšc- nulužo dancys.</p>
<p>Cik vienu turej.</p>
<p>Ku be jo dar darys?</p>
<p>Nei valgis, nei geris,</p>
<p>Nusvilkis rubašku,</p>
<p>Išalkis dziedulis</p>
<p>Vel gulas in lašku.</p>
<p>Mislina dziedas</p>
<p>Ir sukas galva;</p>
<p>,,Gal mano bobule</p>
<p>Seniai negyva.</p>
<p>Ir nor toj Antose</p>
<p>Dazbridus jau man</p>
<p>Ale rozu vis geriau</p>
<p>Nei vienam.</p>
<p>Peciuku pakurus</p>
<p>Man valgyc padaro&#8230;&#8221;</p>
<p>Suprato dziedulis-</p>
<p>Gerai jis gyveno.</p>
<p>,,Kad jinai cik sugrišt,</p>
<p>Kad but cik gyva,</p>
<p>Rankas išbuciuotau</p>
<p>Kokia man gera&#8221;.</p>
<p>Ir ašaru braukia</p>
<p>Dziedulis liudnai,</p>
<p>Vienam be bobules</p>
<p>An svieto blogai.</p>
<p>O bobule an aukšto</p>
<p>Tupedama žiuri,</p>
<p>Kad vienas dziedulis</p>
<p>Šaltoj laškoj guli.</p>
<p>Ir gailescis ima</p>
<p>Baisiausiai bobuli,</p>
<p>Ir lipa nuog aukšto</p>
<p>Žemyn pas dzieduli.</p>
<p>O kad jam gyvenimas</p>
<p>But nekartus,</p>
<p>Nuog aukšto parsitempia</p>
<p>Jo cebatus.</p>
<p>Pukini koldru</p>
<p>Ji dzieduli apklosto,</p>
<p>Pražilusiu galvu</p>
<p>Jam švelniai paglosto.</p>
<p>Nusrengus in lašku</p>
<p>Lipa bobule,</p>
<p>Ba reikia gi kojas</p>
<p>Pašyldzyc dzieduliu.</p>
<p>Cykiai dziedulis</p>
<p>Atlaidzia griekus,</p>
<p>Prieg jos prisiglaudis</p>
<p>Usnaudzia ramus.</p>
<p>Ir bobule laimynga,</p>
<p>Jau pykc nera noro,</p>
<p>Dziaugias, kad guli</p>
<p>Dziedulis prieg šono.</p>
<p>TAIGI, NEPYKIM,</p>
<p>NEBUKIM PANIURI,</p>
<p>VERCYKIM ŽMOGU,</p>
<p>KATRU ŠONI TURIM.</p>
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		<title>Juokingiausias iPhone išėmimas iš dėžutės</title>
		<link>http://www.ksi.lt/2009/08/08/juokingiausias-iphone-isemimas-is-dezutes/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 08 Aug 2009 10:43:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justinas</dc:creator>
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Pats juokingiausias mano matytas telefono išėmimas iš dėžutės. Geriausia dalis pabaigoje  
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<p>Pats juokingiausias mano matytas telefono išėmimas iš dėžutės. Geriausia dalis pabaigoje <img src='http://www.ksi.lt/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif' alt=':D' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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